'Even though you're in a dress, you're still my hero!' by Kara
Friday, April 4, 2008 at 6:17 AM

This afternoon I've got the monthly appointment to work on my hand ... then it's up to Fredericksburg, apparently. As long as the rain doesn't kill me -- or rather, as long as the rain doesn't frighten other drivers and they kill me.

March comes in like a lion, but what does it go out like?

First: A lamb -- 11%
Second: A diced lion -- 8%
Third: A sorority girl on Friday night -- 5%

A lion: 3%
A frat boy on Friday night: 3%
A light: 3%
Ryan Seacrest: 3%

Uncreativity Penalty: Anything involving rain gets -15 ... we know, guys, we know ...

Points

* 'An overworked, stressed-out tax preparer (Because April 15 is two weeks away by then.)': +10, also you're Thea and I claim my five pounds.

* 'A sensibly dressed hooker.': +5 if you're referencing Ashes to Ashes ... if not, then just +1 for reminding me of it.

* 'Nachos through a goose.': +10 if you write up a full report on said experiment ... because that just feels like it must've been a college 'experiment.'

* 'A gold brick wrapped in a lemon peel': A completely expected +25 for Hitchhiker's Guide.

* 'Roy Fokker (Death to the month that was being a macho shmuck!)': -20, dissing Roy.

Correct Answer: 'Like Liberace at a laser show!!'

Right, I've got work to do if I'm going to be an entertaining house guest this weekend. So do that there new poll. If you have been, AAAAA!!!!