'Maybe you're still suffering from lack of porn.' 'I'm still making up for Lent.' by Kara
Friday, April 27, 2007 at 7:14 AM

I need a new rant icon still. Stat. Wondering whether to go through photos, screencaps, or just chuck it in and get a pick of a Sileighty to put there.

Now, as I drink my tea, I'll do this week's poll results.

What's the best kind of tea?

First: Earl Grey -- 11%
Second: Green/Herbal -- 5% each
Third: Darjeeling/English Breakfast/Irish Breakfast/English Teatime/any -- 2% each

Uncreativity Award: -5 to anyone who said 'tea I'm drinking' or any variation; a generous -1 to anyone who referenced alcohol in tea. I love it, too (as does Yang Wen Li), but there sure were lots of ye.

Points

* 'The kind that Hunny tries to make, and, in doing so, splashes it all over people.': +20, Ouran

* 'Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Nutri-Matic beverage': +10, H2G2

* 'A gigantic cup brewing in Boston harbor.': +10, history

* 'Any tea shared by me and thee. ( I like a bit of crumpet as well. )': ... dude, are you trying to pick me up?

Correct Answer: 'One with one and a half lumps and sufficient milk, with egg and bacon sandwiches'

See how much uncreative answers whittle down the points? Tsk tsk.

Enjoy this week's. If you have been, heat it up.