'No, you'd say "Dear sexy BLOOMERS"!' by Kara
Friday, October 27, 2006 at 8:10 AM

I love my boss. No, seriously, that's not sarcasm. How can you not love someone who buys the company Earl Grey because he 'noticed you were slowing down'? Seriously, I can't stand all that herbal tea. Well, not unless it's before bedtime, anyway, and then only certain kinds.

Quickly to the poll results. Sadly, while this did get response, it didn't quite serve its purpose. Yet.

Blah blah blah which con should I go to?

First: Katsucon -- 25%
Second: Farpoint/Flip a coin -- 18%
Third: Have publishers and Luna-C fight over me -- 8%

Claiming
(Even though it's dangerous, I believe in making a sacrifice ... that and I'm bored. I pretty well assume I'm constantly wrong.)

* 'ok so firstly you need a giant eggbeater, i mean freaking HUGE... wait what was that about cons?': You are the Co-Writer with the Longest Hair, and I Claim My Five Pounds.

* 'Time Turner': You are the Co-Writer with the Bluest Liver, and I Claim My Five Pounds.

* 'There's only one way to settle this... MORTAL JAN KEN!!!!': You are Kami, and I Claim My Five Pounds. Also, +5 because I'm really really good at Jan Ken ... I made it to the final round at the J-House once.

Points
(I wasn't gonna give out points, but some of these are too interesting not to)

* -20 to all 'Whichever is more fun' answers ... seems some of you can't read directions! I did note 'Fun level probably about equal.' Please read all the directions first before you begin the exam. (I'll bet you guys got crap grades in school and don't double-check driving directions, huh?)

* 'This is why cloning research should be supported.': -5, do you really want a clone of me running around?

* 'Get ragingly drunk and whichever one sounds like more fun is the one you should steer clear of.': +10 because it encourages me to get ragingly drunk

* 'While they may have the same fun factor, you must consider offsetting that with the different values of suck factor. Or just hit the parties and ignore anything else.': -10 -- I should have noted that they both have the same suck factor, too ... what are the odds, man? (If you know what happened at this year's Farp and last year's Katsu -- and I'm not talking about the ninjas -- you'd understand.)

* 'Ditch both and come to California!': No points given or taken, because I'm too busy wondering who the hell keeps wanting me to come to CA so bad. I really hope you're a movie star or something.

* 'go to the one that's offering you free pie! and evil penguins *shift eyes*': +10, pie; +20, waark.

* 'flip a person, see which end they land on': +20 for a good idea; +50 more if I get to pick the person.

Correct Answer: * 'Do whatever one you can make more money at! That's what's life is all about... GREED !!!': Automatic +100. Also, in a brash and likely stupid move ... you are my weird uncle, and I Claim My Five Pounds.

New poll, as always. If you have been, don't even think about it.