'Fondue? You mean fon-DON'T!' by Kara
Friday, April 11, 2008 at 6:17 AM

How about we get right to it? Mainly because I have pretty much nothing to rant about.

Best Puppet?

First: Cookie Monster -- 14%
Second: Thunderbirds -- 5%
Third: Greg the Bunny / Angel / Kermit the Frog -- 2%

Requisite Political Snark: 2% (and, as promised, -100 to you, whoever you are)

Uncreativity Penalty: -5 for Yoda. Sorry. Yes, even if you sang the song. Another -5 for Potter Puppet Pals

Points

* 'Achmed the Dead Terrorist ("I KEEL you!")': +10, and you know why. Also, you are my Weird Uncle, but I won't claim five pounds because I've taken enough from you lately.

* 'Lady Elaine Fairchilde': -5 for good old-fashioned nightmare fuel.

* 'Any and All Dr. Who monsters! I remember one show about a oil refinery. The refinery was made out of overturn styrofoam cups and the monster was a hand puppet. Funny stuff, still cracks me up to this day.': +15 for Who, +5 for Classic Who. Also, I believe the episode in question is The Power of Kroll, but I could be wrong.

* 'Freddie Mercury's Head': You are Exedore and I claim my five pounds. Also +20 for Lizzy Dripp.

* 'Count Blah -- because Blah is the man!': An unprecedented event in ConScrew history -- a Shoutbox write-in!!! Well, +10 for GtB and another +5 for initiative. Also, I can't claim five pounds because that's just mean.

* 'Anybody under Geass control. What? They can be useful!': -15. Goddamn Elevens.

* 'Requisite Political Shark.': Oh, a +5, I suppose.

Correct Answer: ''sall right? 'sall right!'

Off you go, children. If you have been, why not?