'WHARRGARBL!' by Kara
Friday, March 28, 2008 at 6:30 AM

Right to it.

Best thing about Easter?

First: Church ... what?! -- 14%
Second: I don't celebrate Easter! / Chocolate! / Candy! / Time off! / 5%

Uncreativity Penalty: Eh, I hate to do it, but on principle, -5 for Peeps or chocolate bunnies, and -10 for torture thereof. I like it, too, so I'm taking a -15 for myself ... it hurts me more than it hurts you. Also, echo above, -5 for zombies. Sorry.

Points

* 'Samuel Adams... Seriously.': +5 for truth.

* 'After seeing this weeks 'something positive' definitely not the eggs.': +50 for S*P.

* 'Bambi-and-thumper dinner (venison and hassenpfeffer :-)': +10 because damn, that stuff's good.

* 'Um... Our sins have been forgiven and we've been redeemed?': +5 because I don't wanna go to hell ... and I suppose I'll risk five pounds on this being from my Weird Uncle.

Correct Answer: 'The day AFTER Easter, where everything's half price!'

All right, new one. If you have been, WHARRGARBL.