'It tastes like onions and banana juice ... and SHAME.' by Kara
Monday, March 3, 2008 at 5:53 AM

So yesterday I went for my fine and classy meal at Burger King (shut up, cheesy tots are the work of GOD). I parked a little crappily, I will admit that, but I didn't scrape anyone. It wasn't What-a-Horrible-Fscker parking, it was more like Why-Didn't-the-Silly-Girl-Straighten-Out-Some parking.

When I came back out, there was another car parked next to mine, and a very stern-looking lady sitting in it (her car, obviously, not mine). I could tell she was staring at me, but I don't make eye contact in that sort of situation. Making eye contact with stern-looking fortysomething ladies in suits really is something of a death wish, at least this close to Kingsmill.

Once I got in the car, she sat there for a moment and then drove off. Assuming she didn't approve of my crap parking, I gave her just enough space and then pulled out of the lot myself. I got a ways down the road when I noticed there was something stuck under one of my wipers. So I pulled over and pulled it out and had a look.

This is what I found.

Damn. I mean ... she really showed me. I don't know how I'm going to live with myself.

Best part? She was driving a Hybrid.

If you have been, it sucks.