'Quite a risk, isn't it, asking rock stars if they'd like to do ten lines?' by Kara
Friday, January 25, 2008 at 6:42 AM

Handbasket, please.

Have you been sick so far this winter?

First: Just a little, nothing I couldn't handle. -- 28%
Second: Just once, but it was brutal. / Actually, I'm sick right now. -- 12%
Third: Not at all! / A few minor things. -- 8%

I've been sick constantly. -- 5%
Requisite joke playing upon various meanings of 'sick.' -- 2%

Uncreativity Penalty: ... you kids are getting good.

Points

* 'If it doesn't put me in the hospital, then it's not an illness! (thus, no, not been sick)': +10 for bein' a trooper.

* 'I have the immune system of Wolverine.': +15 if I can get in touch with you ... I have the learning skills of Rogue.

* 'I've had a somewhat recursive plague of plagues': +20 pity-points ... I sympathize. A lot.

* 'Constant flulike symptoms. Depression, lack of alcohol. And then there are the hentai withdrawals.': +50. Figure out how to convert those into these alleged Karabucks so you can buy yourself some gin and Bible Black.

Correct Answer: 'Damn it, Voted earlier last week, was not sick then, Sick NOW. the poll jinked me!!'

(Because the poll is just that powerful.)

If you have been, bless you.