'Bunny mode engage!!' by Kara
Friday, April 13, 2007 at 7:07 AM

I have just discovered the second-most fearsome thing anyone could say to me:

'I'm going to start a webcomic. It's going to be based on my friends and me, except there's gonna be an android girl and more fighting.'

The most fearsome one is something a reader has actually said to me face-to-face at a con, and I'm in too much of a bland mood this morning to call down embarrassment upon them.

And now, with paranoia instilled firmly in anyone who's ever met me ... poll results!

Best fast food?

First: Fast food sucks/I don't eat it/Taco Bell/Wendy's: 7%
Second: McDonald's/Pizza Hut: 5%
Third: Burger King/Whatever's open: 3%

KFC/White Castle: 2%

Uncreativity Award: Subway ... sorry, guys. Also they screwed me over, so I have no qualms about making fun of it.

Points

* 'Millywa-Aww damnit, hold on. Somebody probably beat me to it already *hangs head in shame*': +5 because no one did; -10 because it isn't fast food. (You are Rob and I claim my five pounds.)

* 'Deli at real grocery store': +20, but -5 for failing to mention real non-greasy delis that stand on their own.

* 'Arby's and Chick-fil-A': +50 ... holy crap, how could I forget Arby's?? That's it, that's what I'm getting for dinner tonight.

* 'Roy Rogers, cause no one remembers the old-school apparent south-westerned fried chicken': +10 ... I ate at one once when I was five. We were coming back from somewhere. Can't remember where. But I think I liked it. Can't really remember -- I was five.

* 'Panera's - 90% of the time they're faster than McDonald's': +20 for Panera's (You are Mich and I claim my five pounds.)

Correct Answer: 'Taco Bell served by happy bowing Japanese girls.'

New poll! Let's see if I can actually cover every uncreative answer. If you have been, catch it.