'Make-believe I'm a tube of toothpaste and pop my cap off!!' by Kara
Friday, March 30, 2007 at 6:23 AM

I've done this. Well, not literally. But I'll be sewing, and I'll realise something's wrong. Hm, something kinda hurts. What could it be? Look at hand, needle in a very unfortunate spot. It's not 'til I actually look at it that I realise that I'm in an incredible amount of pain.

Knowing me, soon I will actually give myself a stigmata.

What do you think the St. Claire's bartender's name is?

First: Mercedes -- 26%
Second: Portia/Lilith -- 12%
Third: Ruth -- 4%

Maria -- 2%

Uncreativity Award

Hm, I seem to have trained you well. -10 to anyone who assumed that I'm never going to tell you her name and/or it isn't in the list. Our bartendress isn't meant to be a mysterious entity. Not only will I tell you her name at the end of the rant -- it was also a choice!

Points

* 'Karen (I've known 3 hot badass bartenders with that name)': +10 ... that's pretty cool. Tell me about 'em!

* 'There are those who call her.. Tim?': Har. +5, I guess, on principle.

* 'Christian Scott Thomas': Well, -5 because it's actually 'Kristin,' but +50 if you're making a Top Gear reference (because everyone knows Jezzer hearts Kristin!!!).

* 'Magda': Hmmmmm ... incorrect!!! (Not her, anyway.) -10

* 'Princess Azula': +10, Avatar; +5 more because she actually does kinda look like her, doesn't she?

* 'Charlie': That's my grandfather's name. -10 for the weird mental image you just gave me.

Correct Answer: Like I said, it was on the list -- also like I said, I'm telling you: her name is, in fact, Mercedes Napolitano.

Anyone who knows what my favourite movie is is going 'Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!' (Especially since Mimi Sinclair's last name is from the same movie.)

The two waitresses, incidentally, are Sarah (blonde) and Viv (blue haired megane-girl). I'll probably shuffle them into their own category on the character page if they show up again.

New poll -- hopefully sometime within the coming week, I'll have the correct answer myself. If you have been, seriously, when?