'It's me, one of life's little witticisms!' by Kara
Friday, March 9, 2007 at 7:54 AM

Went to the doctor today. Thankfully, everything's fairly benign. That's what I was hoping for. Even though I tend to know it will be (because I can sort of tell if there's been a problem), it's that sort of phobia that something will suddenly arise while I'm there. One of those irrational fears, like the night I was pulled over (wrongly) for DUI after sliding on a patch of ice into a ditch, and even though I knew I was fine and the cop would have a lot of explaining to do, there was this weird worry that large amounts of vodka would suddenly manifest in me.

Fortunately, I have been told I'm not alone in such silliness.

What do you think of Salisbury steak?

First: Pretty good -- 19%
Second: Haven't eaten it/dunno what it is -- 11%
Third: Eh. / I'm above such disgusting behaviour, for I am a VEGETARIAN!!!! -- 6% each

Awesome!! / Really good -- 4%
In a pinch I'll eat it. / EWWW!! -- 2%

Uncreativity Penalty: -10 for all innuendo, -5 for references to Stonehenge (sorry).

Points

* 'I like them when they skip the gravy and put the remainder between two pieces of bread...': +10, that sounds good.

* 'During college days, those 6 packs of Salisbury steak... Oh yeah, pay day treat! God I was so pathetic!': +20, me too.

* 'Dunno how you missed "Is it made from real Salisburians?" but I'm using that as my answer because it's too obvious.': +5 for dumb luck at no one else using it.

* 'A miracle of Encore easy cooking family meals - but I try to avoid those when I can.': -10 -- use the Boston Market ones. The macaroni and cheese that comes with it is really good.

* '*rams wooden stake into box and sets on fire* Quit stalking me you crazy possesed Banquet^tm Meals!': +20, Banquet meals are evil.

* 'sounds like one of those things you're supposed to eat at Christmas, like figgy pudding': +5, never actually thought of it that way before.

Correct Answer: 'It's strange that something with the average consistency of wet sawdust can taste so damned yummy...'

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