'It cooks eggs! In a shoe!' by Kara
Friday, December 8, 2006 at 10:08 AM

Well, the Internet is down at work. And since work relies on the Internet, I'm working from here. Oddly enough, the fact that I'm working from home means I'll have to make this especially quick.

Best holiday treat?

First: Egg nog: 19%
Second: Stuffing: 7%
Third: Chocolate santas: 5%

Candy canes: 2%

Points

-50 for uncreativity to any variation on 'sex.'

* 'taquilla': Is that like a mix of tequila and Nyquil? -10 because it sounds gross.

* 'Chocolate covered cherries': +50 ... oh, man, how could I forget those?

* 'Satsumas.": +50, Doctor Who

* 'Pink stuff': -20, because I know exactly what you're talking about.

* 'Stained Glass Window ( different colored marshmallows coated in chocolate)': +10 because that sounds really good.

* 'All of the Advent Calendar chocolates at once!': +15 for Advent calendar, -10 for ruining the fun.

* 'Candy Cane Ice Cream': +20 ... will B&J's have this, do you think?

* 'Chocolate oranges. (The dark chocolate kind, but the milk chocolate aren't bad.)': +30, whack and unwrap.

* 'Latkes- You didn't specify the holiday!': +25 because latkes are badass.

* 'Egg Nog with cinnamon': +10 for the nog.

* 'Everclear, or anything containing it.': +10 pity-points, because clearly you're brain-damaged.

Correct Answer: 'Spiced Rum, Mulled Mead (and Wine) and the ever lovely Wassail'

New poll, of course. If you have been, keep it up.