"Perhaps I’ll put an end to your miserable life before I become fatally diseased by you!" by Kara
Friday, April 7, 2006 at 7:36 AM

March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. April is just generally an asshole.

The weather was gorgeous last weekend. Seriously gorgeous. Overcast for a bit, but then great. Now, it's overcast and not so great. Granted, I'm one of those cold-blooded people (in more ways than one), so temperature drops are especially annoying to me. But there's also the fact that the main office in my complex gets to decide whether I get heat or A/C. It seems they use Daylight Saving (nope, no 's' on it ... found that out recently) as an indicator. At my best guess, at least. I had to plug my electric blanket back in last night (granted, set on low), which helped.

Not so much at the office. Everyone else just likes it cold.

I sent in the last fix for Volume 2 last night, and Mighty Publisher Man said it should be to the printer within the next day or two. Does this mean I'll get it by RavenCon after all? No way of me knowing, and I don't wanna jinx it.

Okay, kiddies, it's poll time!

What will Adrian say was Emmy's costume in his story?
Note before I start: It appears many of you misinterpreted the question and wrote down what you'd like to see her wear. -50 around the board, and no recess. And if it you weren't one of them, well, you have your classmates to thank for that, don't you?

FIRST: The little Gunbuster uniform - 21%
SECOND: Songstress Yuna/Sir Robin 18% each
THIRD: Kekko Kamen - 11%
Magical Princess Holy-Up - 2%
Kalibourne - None (is that because none of you read it or because you're pretty sure Adrian's never run into her?)

POINTS
* 'Mimi': -5, logic loop
* 'Dr. Phil': -10, reminding me about Scary Movie 4
* 'Hiru': -10, freaking out Adrian; +10, freaking out Adrian (bringing you to an even 0 - congrats!)
* 'Faye Valentine': +20 - she's done it 'offscreen,' but still, not a bad answer
* 'Lina Inverse': -10, Adrian doesn't like Slayers
* 'A snake...on a plane, one may assume.': +30, snakes on a plane; -3, didn't use the word 'motherfucking'
* 'Minnie May Hopkins': +10, explosions
* 'Doctor Who': -20, not saying which
* 'Rally Vincent': +5, guns
* 'Sparkling Warrior Queen NAKED TIME! (how much is your Rent again?)': -5, bribe ($625 plus power/Cox)
* 'Other': -300, can't be bothered to come up with something
* 'A giant exploding penguin named Snickelfritz': -50, trying too hard for the WTF Award
* 'Mune-Mune from Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi': +75, I love Abenobashi!!!
* 'All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku': +10, bothering to type out her whole 'name'
* 'Palace Guard for the Wicked Witch of the West': +30, monkeys; -10, not taking the opportunity to say 'flying monkeys'
* 'Renias from GGG (torn up captured version...)': +20, crazy French bitch

THIS WEEK'S WTF AWARD: 'Razor Ramon Hard Gay.' Anything involving this mysterious Hard Gay, really ...

CORRECT ANSWER: 'Dragon Half or Steel Angel Kururmi or both or neither. The hell I should know. It's all up to the Creator.'

Well, you'll find out soon. Someone actually did get it right. If you have been, clear your throat.