'If they want these kids to learn proper English, Shizuka should be dead by now.' by Kara
Friday, March 3, 2006 at 8:06 AM

Want fun? Check out Early Engrish English with Doraemon. It was one of Anime-Classic's side projects - i.e., Exedore and I got bored and worked on it. This is the screwiest thing. If you have BitTorrent capabilities, here is the link. It's only about 15 minutes long. This is our replacement for Vifam this week, since Ota's dragging his feet on translating 8 ... just not the same, is it?

Also, new Papillon Rose New Season today, as well. Here's the link to that torrent. (And here are the first, second, and third episodes, if anyone feels like watching - it'll be six total.)

In other overseas television news, looks like the new season of Doctor Who (Tennie) starts on 15 April. To use a hackneyed phrase re: Who, 'It's about time.'

It's really fun writing from Emmy's point of view. Because let's face it, in her mind, Hiru would be this sort of chivalrous mysterious sort. Admit it. But to me, getting through Emmy's story (albeit as skewed as the ones to follow) is mainly setup. It's not the objective true story by any means, but it's a jumping-off point for all the others. These are really fun to write. And in case you haven't guessed, this is gonna be a long story. Mainly to make up for the arse that was the previous unstory.

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for:

POLL: How should we send off the Co-Writer with the Bluest Liver's dead laptop?

First: Viking funeral - 41%
Second: Flush it down the toilet - 16%
Third: Cremation - 6%
New Orleans funeral - 5%

Also: Firing squads, variations on using it as ammo, variations on shooting it into space, recycling, various dark rituals, steamroller, several alternate funeral/wake types, 'chop it up and make a mural out of it.'

This week's WTF Award: 'Have 20 people drinking a bottle of Jim Bean and a gallon of whole milk, stick the laptop in the middle of the circle of people: puking bukkake of doom on laptop!' (-50, mentioning bukkake; -20, bukkake at funeral; -15, puking at funeral)

Correct Answer: 'Send it to Lenovo and they will make a post-modern commercial about it.'

New poll to thy left. If you have been, buy some more.