'Good idea: drinking tomato juice. Bad idea: drinking nothing BUT tomato juice ALL DAY.' by Kara
Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:21 AM

Have we survived the panic? We have? Good.

God-Jesus is real. I found it a pretty decemt while back when I was surfing Engrish.com - back when I still remembered to check it constantly. Seeing as an inordinate amount of people have been sending me links to some stuff concerning this alleged God-Jesus, I figured I'd get it out of my system - and everyone else's.

My grandmother doesn't understand the fascination, though.

NANA: Well, your birthday's coming up, so what would you like?

ME: My own God-Jesus.

NANA: ... failing that, what would you like?

I do feel a little sorry for the dorky guy on the box, though. I mean, sure he doesn't have a chance at that cute little schoolgirl, but God-Jesus (despite its holy omniscience) should have some pity on the willing follower who's paid for it. I suppose God-Jesus believes that honesty is more beneficial to the beloved people than is empty assurance.

Also, I had a hard time warming up the car today.

If you have been, be quick about it.