'Sheesh ... all I did was quote a commercial ... did Havok get a hedgehog in his pants? NooooOOOOooo!!!' by Kara
Friday, January 9, 2009 at 9:37 AM

I made no New Year's resolutions. Which is good, because the ones I was considering, I've already broken. I'll just leave this here.

What was the first thing you ate/drank in 2009?

First: Alcoholic drink -- 15%
Second: Non-alcoholic drink: 12%
Third: I can't remember ... -- 10%

I still haven't eaten -- 2%

Uncreativity Penalty: Oh, you were doing so well. -100 to anyone who wrote in an option that was already there. What the hell. Especially alcohol again. Another -100 for that. I haven't trained you all well. Oh, and -50 for sex jokes. Nice try.

Points

* 'A small cup of sake, a cup of sakura tea, and my mother-in-law's traditional Oshougatsu breakfast... none of which I could eat due to a damn canker sore!': Oh, Lord, +20 pity-points.

* 'Does it still count as cereal if we were doing shots of Lucky Charms? Or as we called them "Futhark-Os with Marshmellows"?': Classics Geek humour, +25

* 'Probably M&M's Penuts': +10, I just like that 'probably' in there.

* 'Taco Bell': +5, Taco Bell.

* 'I wasn't paying attention, which is similiar to can't remember, but different implications...': ... I'm sorry, what? Wasn't paying attention.

Correct Answer: 'I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure I was so drunk that I fed my friend's goldfish three hams.'

Yeah, not many. Too many penalties. Tsk. Have a new one. If you have been, BAWWWWW.