'I'm trying to build your retarded sandwich tower.' by Kara
Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 10:10 AM

Behold one of the main reasons I wanted to do this in the first place.

I really don't have a hell of a lot to say today. It's unexpectedly warm out, my family's going to buy their Christmas tree today, and I'm generally just pretty much tired. Instead, I'm going to show you something that someone else said.

I love Randy Milholland and he may call upon me for sexual favours at any time. Honestly, though, I'm content to watch him drop bombshells from a distance, because he manages to say things I want to say in a much more coherent and straightforward way.

That's all. Do I need to say anything else?

If you have been, wai!