'I have more clothes than I have clothes!' by Kara
Friday, November 28, 2008 at 9:02 AM

Hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving ... and I hope you had one even if you don't celebrate it, because that's a lot better than wishing you a sucky day.

What colour curtains go in Kara's new home office?

First: Green -- 18%
Second: Black -- 6%
Third: Blue / Grey / the brightest plaid possible -- 3%

Uncreativity Penalty: 'Whatever makes you happy.' That's a kind answer, but come on, I expect more out of you! Have a look below at the people who will ignore my happiness for the sake of points.

Points

* 'Whatever coordinates with the blued steel blast shield.': +10 if you get me one to coordinate the curtains with.

* 'Salmon Pink!': Well, I was thinking of Moss Green, but ... oh, +5 anyway.

* 'Anime wallscrolls make better curtains. Especially the more echii ones.': I only have a (perfectly innocent) Sailormoon one at the moment, but +5 for effort. Besides, the 'good' wallscrolls cost a bit more.

* 'The same pattern as the SHore LEave hotel carpet.': I will file a medical lawsuit for all the points you've got.

* 'Something in a nice Arran Distreict Isle Tartan Plaid: Ooh, purple plaid. Rather nice. +20 for a nifty idea, but it's $42 a yard so I may not be able to do that.

* 'Curtains are teh suxor. Get some vertical blinds. Add 100 points to "professionalism."': Already comes with blinds (on some windows) so no fear there. Eh, I'll say +10 for professionalism because I'm running low on points.

* 'Eh, white, but they'll be a nice red "polkadot" by the time she finishes. Really should be more careful with the help.': I'm getting friends to help ... so ... I suppose that all depends on them, eh? I'll let them handle your points later.

* 'Something....Pollack. That way, if anything ever stains them, no one will ever know.': See above.

* 'Bullet-proof': Yeah, but what colour are those? That'll make a big difference. No point in being alive and in one piece if your curtains are ugly.

Correct Answer: 'The fabric scraps leftover from costume making sewn together to make curtains.'

Well, I'm not sure if it will end up being correct, but it's a bit nifty. I'll let you lot see what I come up with when I do.

If you have been, next!