'But him getting a hula hoop in the face?' 'Now that's humiliation only the Third Reich deserves.' by Kara
Friday, November 14, 2008 at 10:13 AM

I've been busy trying to fix my rotten computer this morning, so I'm gonna get right to it.

What would be the coolest talking vehicle to own?

Car -- 3%
Bike (ching ching) -- 3%
Hybrid -- 3%
Beast of burden -- 3%

Uncreativity Penalty: -10 for Segway, -15 for Death Star. A shame, because those are both kinda cool, but ...

Points

* 'Viking longship. It already has a mouth.': +5 for clever.

* 'My Rascal mobility scooter! I was torn between that one and the amazing levitating hover scooter...: +5 for visual aids. +10 for the humour value of a talking Rascal.

* 'Aptera: A talking car that looks like a vibrating back massager? I dunno, man. -10, you've confused me.

* 'There is no such thing.': -20, spoilsport.

* 'A 03-K64 Firefly-class mid-bulk cargo transport vessel, preferably voiced by Summer Glau in an endearing monotone.': You are Mike and I claim my five pounds.

* 'After an unfortunate laboratory accident, I turn into a talking sportscar.': +30 if I can ride you. Take that as you will.

* 'The moon.': +50, ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

& 'A robotic lion': +30, Galeon would really big pimpin' at that point.

* 'Nothing, anything that that talks back when you're trying to go from point A to point B and tells you it wants to go to point C is just asking for trouble!': You mean a GPS? No points either way.

Correct Answer: Sorry, guys. The correct answer was, in fact, an Ariel Atom.

But you can try again with this week's poll. If you have been, HGRPHLMPHLGRH!!!