'We are gonna sell out to our scaly overlords so we will be the last ones purged!' by Kara
Friday, October 24, 2008 at 8:57 AM

Real quick.

Cheese?

First: YES, PLEASE!!!! LOTS!!! -- 23%
Second: HOSPITALIANO!!! -- 5%
Third: Sure. / Whaddaya mean cheese? I asked for a map. -- 3%

Also, an extra +5 for anyone who answered the latter, for getting that very retarded untranslatable pun.

Uncreativity Penalty: -50 to anyone who still did photography jokes despite having the option in the poll itself.

Points

* 'Only if it comes with Joel, the bots, Dr. Forrester, and Frank.': +10, obviously.

* 'I just cut some for you, actually.': Oh, Lord, that was you? -10

* 'I wear The Cheese. The Cheese does not wear me.': The cheese will not protect you. +5

* 'As always, it stands alone': That's depressing. -10

Correct Answer: 'I think Mao decided cheese was a Capatalist Roader, so it hasn't been in China sine the Cultural Revolution.'

Oi.

Sorry for a short one today. Lot on mind. If you have been, this.