'Panda is the fifth element.' by Kara
Friday, August 22, 2008 at 9:05 AM

Apologies to Mikhail for taking all his lovely Otakon quotes, but I can't really remember any of my own yet.

How many points have you earned on polls so far?

First: 1-50 / I don't keep track: 19%
Second: 51-100 / 100-200 / I lost track: 6%
Third: None / 201-999 / I'm in the negatives / How many do correct answers count for again?: 3%

And correct answers, once again, are worth 100.

Uncreativity Penalty: None this week. Good job. +5 to everyone who did a write-in.

Points

* 'Without the poll, my life would be pointless.': Ouch. Pun. -10

* 'Somewhere south of -10,000,000,000. Naruto FTW!!': Double it. Or, rather, dock yourself that again. No multiplying and getting positive numbers.

* 'Wait! Was I actually supposed to be counting? I'm probably in the negatives even though you've still awarded me points. I believe the main reason I'd be in the negatives is for puns.': Well, +10 this week because someone else managed that.

* 'Over nine THOUSAAAA-- *is shot*': You've given yourself your own punishment. I don't need to do anything. Although I will say I'm rather amazed you're the only one who did this. I was banking on an uncreativity penalty.

Correct Answer: 'the points don't mean anything, That's right the points are just like tasteful shoes to Ryan Stiles.'

Let's see how many people go on diatribes about the industry. Shah. Everyone knows that's my job. If you have been, it's actually under nine thousand.