'If I pass out, spit on me and wake me up!' by Kara
Monday, August 11, 2008 at 12:15 AM

Well, since poll results didn't happen on Friday, I shall catch up now and talk about con stuff later.

Are you going to Otakon?

First: Time/money / school / griping. You know the deal. All the griping and woe. -- 26%
Second: No, but want to. -- 17%
Third: You will NEVER EVER get me to Otakon ever. -- 14%

OMG JAM Project! -- 11%
Yes, all weekend. -- 6%

Uncreativity Penalty: As usual, a -25 to anyone who posted a variation on woeful reasons for not being able to go.

Points

* 'I'm gonna make Tony Oliver and Richard Epcar recite lines from Lupin.': +10 for awesome.

* 'If by Otakon, you mean China, then yes. I mean, just as many people, just as smelly, and run by communists... practically the same.': +5 for some luck, and some air freshener.

* 'I haven't liked Otakon since they rebuilt it. They had the technology, they made it stronger and faster, but better? Not with that little "chih chih chih" sound every panel!': +20, goes without saying.

* 'Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE': Bwahahaha. +5 for bringing the funny.

Correct Answer: 'Nothing other than death may stop me....for it is JAM Project, a once in a lifetime opportunity. Hell, I might pull a kamina even if I died so that I could see that show. So no...not even death will stop me.'

Correct because why? Because I sympathize. More on that later. For now, start over on the new poll. If you have been, LET ME SEE YOUR GONG!!!