'I mean, if someone grabbed your arse, you'd always remember them as the person who grabbed your arse ... okay, I need a better example.' by Kara
Saturday, March 15, 2008 at 5:54 AM

Riddle me this.

About an hour before my Doomed Flight of Epic Fail earned its name, I was starving at the airport and had very little British money left on me. So I went to the duty-free and bought a sandwich. They had very little in the way of sandwiches, and I ended up with this odd little prepackaged watercress and egg salad thing on whole wheat bread.

One, I am not an egg salad fan at all.

Two, I hate whole wheat bread.

I had no opinion on watercress because I'd never had it before, but honestly it's nothing special.

That was nearly three months ago in utter desperation in a foreign country. It did the trick, it wasn't bad, but I was decidedly unimpressed and pretty much had to force it on myself.

So.

WHY AM I CRAVING ONE NOW??!?!?!!?!?

If you have been, cut it off.