'Girls are wearing dresses and buying wine coolers. Something important must be happening!' by Kara
Friday, April 25, 2008 at 5:12 AM

Guys, don't post spoilers in the Shoutbox, please. I have mod privileges and can thus delete them, but seriously, I don't wanna have to. No spoilers!

My right arm is in extra-amazing pain and I've gotta finish tying up some loose ends before I head out ... but I didn't forget you all!

Are you a good driver?

First: Good enough -- 31%
Second: Eh. / I suck. / I'm GOOD AND FAST! / I am the Stig. -- 2%

Uncreativity Penalty: -20 for golf jokes.

Points

* 'Police all over Italy don't think so.': You are my weird uncle, and ... well, I feel bad about claiming five pounds because that was too easy.

* 'The day I get in an ancident of my own doing is the day I give up my license. I still have my license, so that must be a pretty good indicator. ': +20 for ... well ... just good.

* 'As I type this from the HP Precision Scan LTX folder, I'd like to say I think I'm good, albeit outdated. Would you believe they wouldn't even bother to update me, scanjet 2200c, for Vista? How rude! I think I deserve better than that!': A grudging +5 simply because you were the only one who did a computer joke.

* 'I once crashed three cars in one month.': I don't know whether to dock you points for being a bad driver or give you points for weirdness. I'll do both and make it even out to 0.

* 'You kidding? I scored over 1 million in the death race 8 years ago!': +20, DR2K.

* 'Back when I was actively driving I drove Akina even in my dreams.': +10, Initial D.

Correct Answer: 'I am BETTER than the STIG.'

If you have been, fix it!