'Could you please explain to me why you have started sending me photos of your sister?' by Kara
Friday, March 7, 2008 at 6:13 AM

Nothing pleases me more than having to come into work sick because ... well, because I have to.

Favourite Senshi?

First: Mercury: 16%
Second: Saturn/Pluto: 11%
Third: Neptune/Mars: 4%

Venus: 2%

Uncreativity Penalty: -50 to people who wrote in the choices anyway. Tsk. That is room you could've used to be massively funny and creative! However, if you wrote in any form of Mercury/Darkury, you can have +10 back.

Points

* 'Sailor Victory FTW! OMG ninja bots r kewl!!': -50. You know why.

* 'Hanzo Hattori': +20 because ... erm, again, you know why.

* '[obvious]Papillon Cosmos[/obvious]': Hate to do this, but someone's taking a suck-up penalty!!! Okay, fine, we'll make it like -5 this time, since Papillon Cosmos is pretty awesome.

* 'Princess Sailor Moon, I mean, she threw fireballs!': +20, pyrotechnics. -5, though, as you forgot to mention her highly marketable harp-sword of DOOM.

* 'Which ever senshi doesn't have a fat hairy guy cosplaying her.': ...... aw, HELL, I can't find the picture I was gonna link.

* 'I am not into sailor moon': -200!!!

* 'Glaaki, named for the Rogue Planet that comets through and disrupts the other orbits.': -50; Glaaki is a Great Old One, not a planet.

* 'Why...Kidou Senshi Gundam of course!': +20 if it's not Wing, Turn A, or 00.

Correct Answer: 'Sailor Parallel Moon. Because seriously, what other side story character would completely obliterate the canon history previously set up if she were to appear in the real storyline? That's a -dangerous- power.'

And now, apparently I have to do real work, so anyone else with write-ins gets inexplicably and unfairly cut off. If you have been, it's mine!