'If that's a gashapon, it's frozen in a block of ice and chewing on Judas Iscariot.' by Kara
Friday, February 22, 2008 at 6:38 AM

My sniffles continue. It's very unpleasant. I should like to send them back in exchange for something else. Like some airplane glue. Ooh.

What subject would you like Doraemon to teach you?

First: Japanese -- 12%
Second: What's a Doraemon? -- 10%
Third: History -- 8%

Literary studies / Science / Nothing! -- 2%

Uncreativity Penalty: -25 for any attempts at saying 'sex ed' without actually saying it.

Points

* 'What the #*%& Evangelion Was About 101': +10 if I can join you.

* 'How to construct an Improvised Nuclear Device with household junk. No real reason why...': +100 because I'm now afraid of pissing you off.

* 'How to roll a fat spliff.': Too stoned to give you points.

* 'Teach me? Nothing! But I do use my bi-lingual Doraemon manga to help teach my Japanese students English.': +20 for being a good teacher.

* 'to know how to fix this gorram buffer panel so it stop falling off my gorram ship!': +30, Firefly

* 'Time travel and mind transference, so I can go fix the ending of Kimagure Orange Road.': +45, using Doraemon's power for good.

* 'How _not_ to use a table saw': +5 to make up for me not being in class with you ... I seem to have already passed that one.

Correct Answer: 'How to beat Arkanoid on one coin.'

And a new one, of course ... and now I need to figure out who broke the Co-Writer with the Longest Hair's internet so I can go kill them. If you have been, no no no!