'But I'd hate to think of that kitten divided into six pieces.' by Kara
Friday, June 8, 2007 at 7:27 AM

Well, yesterday was a mess at work. My computer -- faithful ol' Captain Slow -- finally died. Besides my usual work, seems I shall be spending the day replacing bookmarks and trying to salvage what I can of old programs. Unfortunately, I am sans Photoshop, which I do need here for some of my projects.

I have not named my new computer yet ... but let's all say a fond farewell to Captain Slow. He won't be missed, but all that work I lost will be.

Who do you think is the tallest?

First: The Co-Writer with the Most Books -- 24%
Second: The Co-Writer with the Longest Hair -- 20%Third: The Co-Writer with the Bluest Liver -- 10%

The manga-ka: 7%

Uncreativity Penalty: Pretty much anyone talking about irrelevant taller people. -10

Points

* 'Well that depends, are we taking hot blood into account here? That adds about an inch or too...': +10 for hot blood; -15 for possible innuendo

* 'After how many drinks? You're always the tallest if you're the last one standing.': +12 for truth

* 'The Co-Writer who lost his bucket': +15 if you brings back mah bukket

* 'The one who doesn't want to be': Erm ... no idea how she really feels about it, but if you're right, +10, and -10 if you're wrong.

Correct Answer: 'It's not the size that counts, it's how you use them to come up with a script while you go boozing!'

Actual Correct Answer: From tallest to shortest -- The Co-Writer with the Most Books, the Manga-Ka and Co-Writer with the Longest Hair (I maintain that he's a skosh shorter, but he'll argue that to the death so we'll call it even, and I'm gonna be hearing about this later tonight, I know it), and the Co-Writer with the Bluest Liver clocks in at shortest. I don't think she minds terribly, though, as she compensates with long nails and mighty rage.

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