'I need a new bottom.' by Kara
Monday, March 26, 2007 at 6:10 AM

So ... it was a wild night, full of sex and booze and recreational pharmaceuticals ... man, I can't remember anything past about 10 PM. I woke up this morning and discovered that, somewhere between my sixth Dividing Driver and an extended round of Pin the Dagger on Caesar, I'd made this comic and launched an attack on Australia.

I could offer an apology, but I know words cannot make this sort of thing just disappear. Instead, I offer up my weird uncle's entry in the New Numa contest and an old video of me singing in a bunnygirl costume. I hope these small offerings can make at least some amends for my youthful indiscretions.

Oddly enough, I'm feeling pretty good this morning. Guess that Chaser stuff really works.

If you have been, I will soon, honest.