'I'm Anne Morrow Lindbergh, I can't find my BABY ...' by Kara
Friday, March 16, 2007 at 8:01 AM

Okay, overdue con reports have gone up, and I've added some art trade pics to the gallery. Somewhere at some point, I'm gonna put up a progress meter for ConScrew 3 (because it's in the works ... just slowly).

Do you have an iPod?

First: I have a different brand MP3 player. -- 23%
Second: Yes, a fairly new one. -- 19%
Third: Yes, an old one. -- 11%

Nope, and I don't want one. -- 8%
Nope, but I want one. -- 6%

Uncreativity Award: -10 for aliens/pod people.

Also, -5 for money woes. Trust me, I know how poor my readers are -- they remind me of it every time they walk by my table after reading half the book, say they have no money, and then go buy three Gackt DVDs in the dealers' room.

Points

* 'nope,I just pay a few illegal immigrants to follow me around all day and do bad karaoke versions of my favorite songs. It's cheaper than iTunes.': +25, illegal immigrants

* 'Yup, and it's covered with many battle scars!': +10 if you've got a scratched screen.

* 'ipods are fine of you boot 'em to Unix mode and bypass ITunes's crappy DRM...': -5, UNIX snob

* 'Nope, I use my cell phone. Verizon Chocolate': Ehh ... +10, I suppose those are fun.

* 'Must upgrade to a Cybus systems Ipod UPGRADE IS MANDATORY!!': +5, Doctor Who

Correct Answer: "My army of silhouettes against brightly-coloured backgrounds numbers in the millions! Our white plastic gadgets will blot out the sun!" "Then we will listen to our mp3 players in the shade."

If you have been, when?