'I can't say "symmetrical docking" because I have a penis!' by Kara
Monday, February 19, 2007 at 7:29 AM

Fuuu, Katsucon. Long, but good. Only minor complaints (technical and room size) -- so minor that they really don't overshadow the good stuff. It will get a very positive review ... and I need to write up something for MarsCon at some point, don't I?

More later and elsewhere. For now, overdue poll results.

Have you ever actually BEEN to a con?

First: Yes, I go a lot / Yes, one or two -- 16% each
Second: No -- insert time / money / distance / school / job gripe here. -- 10%
Third: I don't ATTEND cons; I WORK at cons. / I used to, and don't now because of (see above). -- 7% each

I have absolutely no interest in cons. -- 4% (then why are you reading?)
One or more family members won't let me. / I keep thinking about it and never do -- 1% each.

Uncreativity Award

Eh, -5 to any old war stories. Just because I can't think of any other stuff to dock points from, and there sure were a lot of them.

Points

* 'Do Renaissance Faires count?': Sure. +15

* 'Yes...my box of old badges weighs five pounds...': I would dock this points, but +10 for getting me to want to add '... if you know what I mean' to it.

* 'whats with all the con polls, are you trying to track me or something O.o are you really kara or is this some huge conspiracy to controll the nerds!': Um, it's a comic about cons. -50

* 'Yes, but after a few years of rooming with Stormtroopers who snore, I now get my own hotel room.': +20 getting out of a bad room; also, send along -15 to the snoring Stormtrooper.

* 'Hmm go to a con, sleep with my girlfriend?... ill let you decide that one': -100 for that little visit from the TMI Fairy.

Correct Answer: 'I went once... in the rain... to die.'

Okay, although late (because I just ignored my laptop this weekend like an idiot), new poll. Con report coming soon, hopefully. If you have been, cover it up.