'CRIPPLE FIGHT!!! CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!' by Kara
Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 6:59 AM

I woke up this morning with a sort of feeling. Not that the day would be bad necessarily, but that it would most certainly be 'odd.'

When I got to work, I saw an angry little old lady in an SUV honking away at a FedEx truck in the parking lot. She was getting more and more upset at it blocking what I assume was her favourite parking space, but the truck didn't budge.

This is most likely because it was empty.

Okay, erm ... maybe I'm just seeing things (or, rather, not seeing things) ... but the truck had no doors. It was wide open on both sides. It wasn't running. And the delivery guy was, I'm assuming, inside the building. But she honked away like she would move this truck by sheer willpower.

Finally, she gave up and pulled into a space she clearly wasn't fond of. And just as she was parking, the FedEx guy came out, started up the truck, and left.

If the rest of the day's gonna be weird, I hope it's weird like this.

If you have been ... huh ...?