'It also comes with an oven-ready chicken, French knickers, and a cheese baguette.' by Kara
Friday, February 2, 2007 at 7:25 AM

The forum will be up when it's up. Because ... well ... no one uses it, anyway, and I have many other priorities. Especially with Katsucon coming up this month. And yes, I know I also have a con report waiting to be written up. Will work on that, too. This weekend will be my first sane one since, well, the beginning of the year. Seems like things've just kept happening. (Funny, seeing as that's exactly what's been happening.)

Hokay, poll. You guys are so freakin' unoriginal sometimes.

What's the best type of rum?

First: I don't drink/don't like rum/other excuse for not having an answer -- 30%
Second: Spiced -- 10%
Third: Who cares? It's freakin' RUM!!!! -- 5%

Tortuga (it definitely doesn't stop at Tortuga) -- 1

Uncreativity Penalty: -20 to anyone who made a reference to the rum being gone, and -10 to everyone who said 'free.'

Points

* 'To be honest Jamaican spiced rum is the best. If it's spiced but not from Jamaica it will do in a pinch, but not always. Parrot bay or Captain Morgan are also acceptable subs but only until you can get the real thing.': +45 for an actual useful and thoughtful answer ... I must go get some now.

* 'Ve kind wots sloidin' down my froat roit naew.': +10, hahaha.

* 'Any kind that a Twinkie will soak up.': -20. Ew.

* 'The kind that's delivered in the form of a dense chocolate cake dipped in a think chocolate shell': +15 because that sounds awesome.

* 'Anything but Coconut Rum...': -20, dude.

* 'Lamb's Navy Rum!': +30 if you send me a bottle so I can find out for myself.

Correct Answer: 'Whatever goes best with sodomy and the lash.'

You know the drill. If you have been, quit killing people.