'I am feet's bitch!!!' by Kara
Friday, November 3, 2006 at 7:06 AM

Several things left to do before I head to the HRCC this afternoon. Last-minute stuff. If my bloody printer actually worked, I could save myself some serious time.

Right. AA is in Hall B. You'll just have to do a bit of poking around for my table. I'll have a sheet (probably hand-written, at this rate) for commissions and things. I'll have both books for sale with me. Also, some prints, although not so many as I'd anticipated. Time sneaks up on you.

Fortunately, a friend was here last night to help me finish off some costume stuff.

Right, I need to pack costumes, too. Bugger.

From whom shall I claim my five pounds ... of FLESH??

First: The lady who disqualified me from the masquerade for wearing too skimpy a costume -- 31%
Second: Squealy fangirls/Media Blasters -- 15%
Third: Random 'Full Metal Alchemist' cosplayers -- 4%

Willing volunteers: 2%
Whoever stole my sunglasses at that rest stop in Nags Head
: 2%

I Claim ...

* 'Murray's Meats? Seriously, this week's poll is getting all sorts of Sweeny Todd.': You are Exedore, and I claim my five pounds.

* 'The man by the meat slicer at the deli. But make sure at least half a pound of it is roast beef.': You are the Co-Writer with the Most Books (no longer Emeritus), and I claim my five pounds.

* 'From me because I'm wondering what your second article will be about?': You are Vinny, and I claim my five pounds.

* 'The bitch who dresses as Slave Lei and still got to compete...and the lady who disqualified you but not her, how about 10 pounds?': You are the Co-Writer with the Bluest Liver, and I claim my five pounds.

Points

* -20 Uncreativity Points to everyone who said deli/butcher/etc.

* 'The fat smelly pig taking up two seats in one of the animé viewing rooms': +10, I concur; no extra additions/subtractions, but oooooh, look at us wiff our fancy tilde!

* '{ (Random 'Full Metal Alchemist' cosplayers) U (Squealy fangirls) } (since neither is a subset of the other but they do intersect)': +15 for another good math equation ... don't know who you are, but I've seen you here before.

* 'Evil artist's alley managers': -25, because the one I'm about to see today is actually freakin' awesome for getting me a table at the last minute.

* '*twitches, and fights the urge to say something that can get him arrested in most states*': +100 if you say it.

Correct Answer: 'Why just one person? just go crazy an start carving up peope lke a thanks giveing turky left ight and center... just stay away from me!' (Also, I don't claim five pounds because I'm already 10 pounds in debt to him, but I raise an eyebrow and wonder if this is the Co-Writer with the Longest Hair.)

New poll. If you have been, not long now.