'Guess who's hosting karaoke?' 'Who?' 'YOU!!!! Hahahahahaha ...' by Kara
Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 8:15 AM

I do a lot of quizzes for the website I work for ... yesterday was poetry trivia, and a friend of mine sent me this, some of which I've played with in the past (mostly The Rime of the Ancient Mariner to the theme from 'Gilligan's Island'). Outside of poetry, my weird uncle showed me that the theme from 'The Beverly Hillbillies' can be sung to the tune of 'The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.' I don't know if it helps or hurts the matter to mention that he was in the middle of the ocean when he found this out.

Been getting several e-mails (some from cons, some from you lot), all of which I am going to try to answer before Farpoint. Note the 'try' - can't promise anything at this point, because I've been on the busier-than-normal side. However, they will all get answered at some stage in the proceedings.

A little more filler, then the next storyline. I mentioned it's complicated, but not as complicated as 'Code of the Staffers.' Well, here's a hint: the title is 'Seven Stories.' Let your little imaginations run wild 'til then. I think you'll like the result, even if it isn't what you think it'll be.

If you have been, try to keep it down.