'Excellent work, Mr. Comet ... or do you prefer to be called "Naughty"?' by Kara
Friday, April 17, 2009 at 9:22 AM

Meh. Still in the crap mood I was in yesterday, but might as well because otherwise I'll spend the weekend hearing about it.

Are you going to Ravencon?

First: Yes, as staff / guest / other form of work (this includes Luna-C). / Too far / school / work / no money / whine. -- 14%
Second: Don't want to and won't / Teleporder -- 7%

Uncreativity Penalty: -20 for 'Nevermore' and variants. Also, -100 for more money woes, even if they do have to do with going to another con. Come on, guys, I do this so I won't have to dredge around for clever answers every week. Besides, how are you gonna explain -100 to your parents when you get home tonight?

Points

* 'Seeing as there are no pounds to be claimed, shouldn't you just have China be one of the options at this point? I know, I know, it won't make sense every week, but it'll make things easier on me.': You're- Bah. Maybe, I dunno. Could be interesting, actually.

* 'I won't be diddling at that po' excuse for a con. Better to bask in the power of words, hearing my fans cry "Thou art the man".': Ugh. -25.

* 'Only if I can dress in leather and sing "Livin' la Vida Loca" at Kara-oke. When am I going up?': You are first, you are my weird uncle, and I claim my five pounds.

* 'Will there be sin and debauchery? Please say there'll be sin and debauchery!': Yes, there will be sin and debauchery. There will also be hot and cold running points in all the rooms. Come pick up as many as you can get.

Correct Answer: 'I mean, why wouldn't I go to the greatest, fan-centric, down-to-earth, con on Earth.'

Yeah, sorry. If you have been, feh.