No one's said anything funny this past weekend. by Kara
Monday, April 13, 2009 at 9:12 AM

Yeah, yeah.

Coffee? Tea? or ...

First: No, coffee and/or tea will be fine. -- 9%
Second: ... me? -- 8%
Third: ... Mountain Dew? -- 4%

... monster? -- 2% (Thanks someone for getting the Animaniacs reference)
... a punch in the face? -- 2%
... actual food? -- 2%

Uncreativity Penalty: The usual docking of points for people who put variants on available answers. We'll call it -50 today. -10 for Lent stuff. And what's with all the strawberry stuff? I don't get the strawberry popularity today. -5.

Points

* 'just hot water. According to a number of Chinese people, that'll cure anything that ails you. Don't ask questions, just drink they're nasty, unflavored water.': You are ... no, I've stopped claiming my five pounds on you.

* 'Tetrapot Melon Tea (They're so fashionable!)': +10 for HTML coding for me; +20 for such a trendy band! I wish I could be so trendy!

* 'BRAWNDO! IT'S LIKE SHAVING YOUR CHEST WITH A LAWNMOWER!!!111eleventy': +100, because it is also like having sex with a tractor-trailer in a parking lot. Rrrrrrrrrrr.

* 'Vicodin 'cause they're yummy.': +20 if I can have some. -20 if I can't.

* 'Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster? Yes, all three at once, please.': +10 for obvious reason.

* 'The blood of virgins.': Oh come on. One of the easiest answers ever. -100.

Correct Answer: 'Whatever the Queen is having of course.'