'Is this a review of a show you've been to or a report on a "cheese dream" you had recently?' by Kara
Friday, March 27, 2009 at 8:56 AM

I have no idea if I'm gonna have to skive off work early to get to this thingy I'm going to tonight. But I'd better do this now just in case. Also because people will bitch about it all day until I do.

I can't think of a poll this week.

Only: That's okay. / I'm just gonna make up my own in my head, then. / The blue whale. -- 5%

Uncreativity Penalty: Penis jokes -10. There were like a billion of these. Perhaps I should dock myself points for not realising this, but I can only think so far ahead. -5 for penguins. Yeah ... no ... I really wasn't expecting that.

Points:

* 'Then I'll refrain from doing more than one answer': -10. I disbelieve. No way to prove it, but I disbelieve.

* 'Good; if my point total digs any deeper it will strike oil.': -20 and an oil rig. Woo!!!

* 'What we need here is a little help. Of the at least 100 proof kind.': +50. Do I need to explain?

* 'Almond Brittle and Eggnog. Did I get close to the right answer?': So close, and yet so far. +10 for effort.

* 'But if there's no poll, how will I laugh at people's stupid answers?': I'd imagine like this. I'll give you +1

Correct Answer: 'And I can't think of a response, either!'

This week I have one. Aren't you glad? If you have been, BACK!!!