'And so I developed this derivative lunchroom market for delicious cake futures.' by Kara
Friday, March 13, 2009 at 9:31 AM

It is a really really gloomy day out. Gonna do this before absolute lethargy sets in.

What time of day do you read your webcomics?

First: First thing in the morning -- 25%
Second: End of the work/school day -- 7%
Third: Arbitrary times of day/night -- 5%

I wait up 'til midnight or later to catch 'em when they update. -- 2%

Lunch break -- 2%
Middle of the day when there's other stuff in front of me to do. -- 2%
I don't read daily, I save 'em up. -- 2%
Whenever I remember to (and all answers involving forgetfulness) -- 2%
Last thing in the evening. -- 2%

Uncreativity Penalty: -50 to people who put derivatives of available answers. When will you ever learn?

Points

* 'I make use of the Tardis to read the entire backlog of comics once they finish, then just read them as the post. (On a sidenote, by the time ConScrew ends, I'll have earned -34,630 points)': So you're going to travel forward in time now ... to read the entire backlog later ... but you've been reading along up 'til this point? Illogical, let's get you started with -630.

* 'Parked in orbit of a supernova, just outside of the normal timestream...so, let's say π:30.': +π

* 'I don't read MY webcomics, as I produce none. I read YOUR webcomic on Fridays to see if I racked up another -1,000,000,000 poll points. Those who can't, pedant!!': So, you are one of the six people in the world who doesn't have a webcomic. This means that, by default, you must have a podcast. Send me the link, and I'll give you points based on the quality.

* '3AM Eternal, when I could fill in five choices at once.': Not giving you any points in case I already did.

* 'whenever I can find an unguarded wifi signal': Filthy nasty pirate!... +10

* 'Slightly other, I wait till after school and catch them around 3 to 5 PM, except that me being in Japan, that's midnight for you guys so... er... Middle of the day when they first update according to the time change because Japan doesn't believe in DST?': Oh, whatever. Have +5 because I'm too lost to tell if it's creative or not.

Solution: 'Eh, I'll just buy the graphic novels so Kara has a bit of cash.'

Okay, that's that, I have shit to do. If you have been, they'd better!