'What the fuck do you WANT, Daisaku?!?! I'm on a date with GUY!!!' by Kara
Friday, January 30, 2009 at 1:44 PM

Very busy morning. About to be a very busy afternoon. Let's see if I can knock this out for you.

Are you going to Katsucon?

First: Want to but can't (money, time, you know the deal). -- 22%
Second: Don't want to and can't. -- 17%
Third: Yes, for all of it. / Yes, as staff/gopher/etc. / No, I was a bit too late to plan for it. -- 3%

Uncreativity Penalty: -20 to anyone who rehashed an already-available answer. Wit, people, wit.

Points

* 'Yes, but which one am I? Am I pervy sage, collecting as many underage narutards as I can? Or am I the guy in the Kenshin outfit, trying to pick up older fangirls? More importantly, have you secured your undergarments... are you sure?': Cripes. -10 'til I figure out what to do about you.

* 'Yes, as a karaoke-ing Carmen Sandiego. Now where in the world is my lyrics sheet..?!': Actually Carmen Sandiego, or Alucard? Eh, +5 either way for karaoke.

* 'Yes and I'll sing and be a cyborg.': +10 for cyborgs. Also ... no, I'm not even going to claim five pounds, not fair.

* 'If I caption pictures of it, will it be lolkatsucon?': +10 I guess since, oddly, no one else made cat puns.

* 'What's a Leonard Nimoy?': +3, one point per foot.

Correct Answer (complete with favouritism): 'Yes! But the real adventure starts the day AFTER katsucon!!'

Back to work. I'm tired, so you get that crap over there. If you have been, that's ... great, I guess.