'That may be the shortest and most sepia wank I've ever seen.' by Kara
Friday, December 26, 2008 at 9:53 AM

No one else is at the office, so I'm working from home -- since I have to wait for someone from the gas company, anyway. Ridiculous.

How are you spending this Thursday?

First: With family -- 22%
Second: Some messy combination of the above -- 10%
Third: Raging against the patriarchal religion holding our society down! -- 4$

Working -- 2%

Uncreativity Penalty: Good God, my little children are learning!

Points

* 'Recovering from Saturnalia.' -- I imagine this would be pretty damn festive. And by festive, I mean drunk, if you have any sense in you. I could play to the retarded stereotype and assume you're strung out on mead, but I won't. +10 ... and an extra +5 if ... you know ... like ... you really are strung out on mead.

* 'Damning the invention of digital cameras and high capacity memory cards. Used to be you could get away between film rolls...': Oh, crap, that reminds me. Still haven't found my cable, and I sort of promised I'd run off some pics/video. +5 for reminding me, thanks.

* 'It involves my bird and a pear tree....': I'll bet it does, I'll bet it does. Nudge nudge wink wink. +15, you saucy devil.

* 'With the jewish boyfreind. I'll force some christmas into him if I have to do the baking myself!': +25 if you traded. Christmas cookies for latkes. Damn. I bloody love latkes. I haven't had any of those in years. +10.

* 'Due to flight cancelations over the weekend, I'm spending half the day flying so I can spend the other half with my family.': HAHAHAHA WOW OMG that was me last year. -10 for the flashbacks, but I'll give you some sympathy to make up for the points.

* 'you forgot in a hospital after breaking something while putting up lights': ... oh wow. Was this like one of those awesome sitcom episodes where you're up on the roof putting up one of those massive light-up Santas and some asshole neighbour distracts you and- Um, I mean, that really sucks. +5 and heal up soon.

* 'being shown by an angel how my life mattered in an attempt to make me want to live': +10 if it's Farrah.

* 'relaxing after hauling my fat ass up and down chimneys all last night': Hey! You! You didn't give me any batteries with my new handset. Ya jerk. -10 and go on a diet.

* 'Losing the game': FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

* 'playing christmas movie drinking games (1 drink for every time it starts snowing, 2 for every hug, the whole bottle if the main character doesn't get the girl)': +10, I'm so doing that next year.

Correct Answer: 'The same thing we do every night, Pinky... Try to take over the world!'

No one said watching Doctor Who! I won't dock you points, but I'll make a very sad face. Now, do this thingy. If you have been ... now YOU lost the game.