'Shoga-fuckin-nai!' by Kara
Friday, December 5, 2008 at 9:52 AM

Already a busy morning at work. I'll just leave this here.

Where do you do most of your Christmas shopping?

First: Online / at the mall -- 12%
Second: At specialty stores / I make most of my gifts / People don't get presents from me -- 3%

Uncreativity Penalty: -5 for Santa. Losing presents this way, aren't I? Sorry, big guy, I don't blame you.

Points

* 'Either Akihabara or the Abenobashi Shopping Arcade.': +10 if you buy me something red there. Like a maraschino cherry. Or not. Whatever you can find.

* 'I'm giving carbon credits this year. Merry Christmas, Al Gore!': You get a facepalm.

* 'Often, people will get various impulse buys of mine from throughout the year, that while cool. end up collecting dust in my domain. Hopefully they find happier homes': That's kinda cool. +5

* 'Depends where I am. this year... probably the ATM. $50 for the people on my pressie list. they can buy their own damn presents': +20 if that's a Jeff Dunham reference, -20 if you're just being a dork.

* 'I could say China, but when you think about it, most everyone does...': Not claiming my five pounds. Too easy.

* 'I do all my shoplifting at Wal-Mart!': The police are on their way.

Correct Answer: 'At the last moment.' (Yes, I know it's a 'when' and not a 'where,' but it's my poll.)

Okay, now that that's out of the way, there's real work. If you have been ... argh.