Oh, God, I've forgotten every last funny quote from Anime USA!' by Kara
Monday, October 13, 2008 at 10:10 AM

I'm sure other people remember them. Shall have to scout for them.

And yes, I know I didn't get the poll results up before I left, even though I told everyone I would. Har-dee-har-har. Here they are.

Which of these do you find yourself doing most (with hilarious results)?

First: Mishearing dialogue -- 21%
Second: Misreading things in print / Mishearing song lyrics -- 15%
Third: Whut. -- 6%

Thinking something's a bug or other creepy-crawly when it's not -- 3%
I'm old, I don't understand anything -- 3%

(Okay, so apparently I'm the only one who'll see people jogging in yellow/pink-ish spandex and think for a second that they're naked and freak out. Damn.)

Uncreativity Penalty: Wow. None. Is it possible that ... you're learning? Hooray!

Points

* 'May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?': You are a wild and crazy guy, and I claim my five pounds. Also, +50

* 'Hilarious hallucinations on NyQuil. It's all about the big effin' Q!': +15, I LOVE that big fscking Q. Don't you?

* '"Balsamiko-su, yappa irahen de."': +5 on principle.

* 'singing inappropriate songs out loud without realizing it...my favorite being a Coheed and Cambria song whose chorus runs 'die white girls, die white giiiiiiirls'': +20 if you also do Jonathan Coulton's 'First of May.'

* 'Saying something that I've just noticed when I'm talking about something completely different. Example: "When Tamaki did that, I just went 'Huh? Wha?'--SEAGULL!"': +10, mentioning TaOMG SPIDER

Correct Answer: 'What was the question again?'

See? Done and done. If you have been, you're better than I am.