'One more of those and he'll be Superkentsu.' by Kara
Monday, August 18, 2008 at 9:07 AM

Yeah, yeah, I'm slow on poll results, I know.

Best?

First: Buffalo burger -- 14%
Second: Hamburger -- 11%
Third: Turkey Burger / Veggie Burger / Fred Fredberger / Williamsburger -- 3%

Uncreativity Penalty: -25 to Burgermeister Meisterburger. Now there's one I never thought would get overused. Damn. Ditto bacon cheeseburgers.

Points

* 'Scharffen Berger, easily.' -- +10 for chocolate

* 'WhiteCastle slider': We have no White Castles here. But when I went to Cheeseburger in Paradise recently, I got some mini-burgers that I was told were very similar to White Castle sliders. And as they were good, you get +5.

* 'Think outside the bun...salisbury steak!': +25. It's nice to know I'm not the only person in the world who genuinely likes Salisbury steak. Wait ... didn't I do a poll about that once?

* 'waku waku hamburg (hamburg steak) chan: +5 cuz it's cute.

* 'Cheeburger Cheeburger (there are 3 places to get one in VA but dozens here in FL)': I have actually seen one of these. I am curious about it, and I shall go now. You'll get points if I like it.

* 'Ninja Burger!': -20, I saw this one coming.

Correct Answer: 'Hamburger with swiss cheese and mushrooms.'

Well, it gave me something to do today besides try to think of something witty to say. Although I'm going to start keeping up with these again, I swear. When a member of your own family wonders what's up, something's wrong. If you have been, blergh.