'Why can't I just HAVE MY STUFF and WATCH it with WORDS on it?!' by Kara
Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 1:11 AM

Well I, for one, am still recuperating from Anime USA. Not having any responsibilities at a con is still weirding me out, even after the fact. Nonetheless, got to see people I ain't seen in a while and/or only see at cons anyway.

Blah blah blah, that's great. Whatever. That is not important.

You know what's important?

MOTHERFUCKING ALIENS ARE LANDING IN ALABAMA TODAY.

According to the article, an Australian actress/writer named Blossom Goodchild (a trustworthy name if ever I heard one) claims to have channeled information saying that a superintelligent race of extraterrestrials will finally be making their presence known to the human race.

Today.

In Alabama.

Apparently they're going to help us combat the dark forces holding us back as a society. And teach us to use our technology for greater things. And something about snow cones. I dunno, I kinda lost track. But the point is that this is a great and historic day for the human race, so I hope you all scrubbed behind your ears.

If you have been, wat.