'It has become my refreshingly sweet chocolately drink of desolation.' by Kara
Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 9:33 AM

So after listening to the AWO kids talk about the weird keyphrases that turn up their site on Google searches, I decided I wanted to have a look at my own.

Now, some are pretty obvious. People searching for my name, people searching for the Co-Writers' names (Co-Writer here getting more searches than the rest of us put together), titles of the comics, shows I'd mentioned in rants, fairly boring stuff.

But then there are some that are just ... erm ... well, examples.

'cat huffing.' I am not Shokotan.

'marmalade boy porn.' I'm afraid, however, that I probably could point you to some, as I knew a girl once who was downright obsessed with MB yuri.

'conscrew.com.' Okay ... wait ... why are you searching for the URL rather than going to the URL!?

'bowrei hentai info.' I get a lot of searches for Bowrei and I have no idea why.

'myself.' Um, yeah. When people talk about Googling themselves, I'm pretty sure that's not what they meant.

'nigladang.' Ah, Future Police Urashiman HK translations.

'dysfunctional.' I love that this site comes up so readily for that.

'girls wearing tuxedos in webcomics.' .......... yeah.

'gwen in panties.' Best thing is that we have this. Twice.

'where can i watch avatar the last airbender book 3 for free without downloading.' If you ever find out, please let all of us know.

'remedy for summer cold.' See above.

'free a time to screw anime.' Well, it's not that I can't understand the words, but who the arse is searching for this ...

'the incubus demon rape nun.' See above.

'how to roll a good spliff.' How even close to the hell ...

'what s wrong with my hand.' This is not the place to go to figure out how to fix a hand.

But possibly my fave: 'the way to a woman s heart is through her chest'

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