'Brain ... brain ... brain ... brain ...' by Kara
Monday, September 25, 2006 at 8:59 AM

So, this morning I have a serious case of The Dumb. Seriously. I sat down to do a few things, and nothing happened. I almost forgot to write my rant. I have a lot to do today, unfortunately, so I really can't afford to have The Dumb. I'm trying to cure it with incredibly strong Earl Grey. Wish I had some Irish Breakfast. That's like the Guinness of tea. You only drink it when you absolutely have to. And dammit, I do absolutely have to.

I'm not quite sure what brings on The Dumb. Could be the fact that it's Monday. Could be the change in the weather. Could be that dealing with idiots elsewhere has rubbed off on me. Whatever the reason, I really am having trouble getting through this haze and explaining to my brain that we both have things to do.

I actually did consider, when the concept first came about, giving Emmy a costume with some sort of teleporting ability attached. But I didn't. Why? Because I like this way better.

Nope, too much Dumb to write anymore. If you have been ... um ... wait, I know this one ...