'I am going to keep putting you on top of each other until you HAVE SEX!!!!!' by Kara
Friday, September 8, 2006 at 8:52 AM

So, yesterday (as Kalibourne readers know) I took Goldy in for an oil change and inspection. I'm working away at the office, thinking, 'Huzzah, my little boy will be all clean and happy by noon ... then I can be picked up and go to lunch!'

Then I get a call from Saturn. They needed to replace a gasket. Ching! $350, please! Oh, and we're not gonna be done 'til about 3 PM, and everyone else in the office went to lunch without you because you said you'd be picking up your car. So ... hope you're not hungry!

On the bright side, it was a mild improvement over my last visit to them. Looks like they've got competents in the shop again, especially since my radio hasn't been tampered with. Last time, someone had taken out my CD and switched over to one of the local rap stations. So this time, I took some m.o.v.e. and cranked it up to ear-bleedingly high before I got out -- and I switched the radio off first, so they'd have to turn it on to get blasted. That'd show them. Sure enough, when I got back in and turned the radio on, the CD was still on and cranked down to very quiet.

Behold the power of Motsu-san.

Will you join me in a murderous rampage?

First: Will there be punch and pie? -- 14%
Second: FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM!!!!! -- 13%
Third: Only if I don't have to drive.

Right on! -- 10%
No, thanks. -- 2%

I Claim My Five Pounds
This is a decided risk for me. I'm now making a special heading for when I believe I know who put each answer, so I can claim my five pounds. If someone can prove I'm wrong ... I lose my five pounds. If I know you and didn't get it, no pounds exchange hands.

* '...No I will not let you borrow Ideon Kara...': Mike

* 'When I get the boat to get me out of here....': Weird uncle

* 'but, i'm all ready on a murderous rampage!': Co-Writer with the Longest Hair

* 'Yeah but no but yeah but no but SHUTUPAnywaysIwasoutwithtrish youknowtrishoftrishandrich anywaysshewassayingthatlisasmithisaslutbutyoushouldn'tbelieveawordshesaysbecauseshesgotonetitbiggerthantheother. What was the question again?': Exedore (eeeeeasy one)

* 'Oh, I was supposed to wait? Ooops. Still, the blood satisfies the thirst...till I use the money I've looted from the dead bodies to buy more beer.': Co-Writer with the Bluest Liver

Points

* 'As long as I CAN drive!': +10 and a tank of gas.

* 'Are we going for numbers or creativity? *waving 3 sharpies and a bottle of gatorade*': +20 for creativity

* 'I'm not sure we'll both fit...': -15 and an eyeroll. Booooo.

* 'Psh! I'm not one to jump on the bandwagon, unless there is a very good reason. (like a gun to my head or a crap load of awesome gifts coming my way.)': -30; jump on the bandwagon!

* 'whats being rampaged exactly? or where i suppose': +5 for being obliging -- names and addresses will be handed out soon.

* 'Have you forgotten what happened last time?': You promised you wouldn't talk about that!!!!!!: +10 hush money

* 'FOR PANDARIA!!!!': +5, I guess ... for EQ, I guess ... would be more points for CoX.

* 'Will this be a standard murderous rampage, or are you willing to kick it up a notch?': +20 if you help me kick it up a notch

Correct Answer: 'I'll bring the cookies! And the flamethrowers!'

If you have been, stomp on it.